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Everyone knows about the Somali pirates. Yes Somalia. Which is mostly a Muslim country. Hence the title. Anyway that is not the point.

Just recently a Russian tanker was "boarded" by the Somali pirates. The Somali pirates were captured by the Russian frigate however due to international law they were freed 'cause, "They have to be caught in the act." WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!! Boarding another country's vessel is not enough. Frankly these pirates DO NOT deserve a trial for hijacking, murder, breaking international treaties, etc., etc.

But we have to catch them in the act? C'mon!!!!!!!!!!!!

By now everyone knows about the SB1070 bill that passed in Arizona. Gov. Jan Brewer passed the law along with John McCain.

Arizona has a population of 6.5 million. 450,000 or 7.9% of the population are illegal immigrants.

Now the basketball franchise team, The Phoenix Suns, wants the team to wear jerseys for Cinco de Mayo (a fake Mexican holiday) displaying "Los Suns."

A rabbi tricked many women that his semen was "Holy Fluid." Women paid him to have sex with them in exchange for the "healing of body and soul."

A man was being treated for a cyst. Instead he cut someone's ball off. The article does not say where the cyst was but I think a cyst looks very different from a testicle.

EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME SHUDDER!!!

I mean you have to cut the scrotum sack first.

I don't know about you but I would say huge malpractice. The allegedly doctor is already under investigation for misconduct and stealing medication. I juat don't know how the victim is handling this. I WOULD BE MAD AS HELL!!!!!!!!

An Iranian cleric has discovered a reason why they have been so many earthquakes recently. He said, "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes."

THAT IS PROBABLY THE STUPIDEST I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!

Mr. Sediqi also said, "Now if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. So lets not disappoint God."

And last year's disputed Presidential election was, a political earthquake."

A diplomat from Qatar (Middle East) recently caused a plane to land early in Colorado. The whole debacle is was smoking on a plane and when the flight attendant saw him stomping out his cigarette he allegedly said, "I'm putting out a shoe bomb." WHAT A FIRST CLASS IDIOT!!! As a diplomat he knows about you can't smoke on a plane. Shoe bombs are serious threats on a plane. AND HE'S FROM THE GODDAMN MIDDLE EAST. QATAR!!!!! Even two fighter jets escorted the plane. Other people's flights were diverted or delayed. Not to mention the jet fuel he wasted. Two air marshals escorted him as he landed.

Erykah Badu recently released the music video for the song, "Window Seat" depicting herself as JFK re-enacting the Dealey Plaza procession as a striptease. Many people were "distrought" in seeing a naked woman and the police gave her a $500 fine for disorderly conduct.

I just wonder what JFK's family thinks?

The African country of Malawi wants to pass a bill that exposes people who have contracted HIV and are forced to disclose facts that they are HIV positive. The main opposition of this bill are sex workers. Honestly....FUCK THEM. Then they should all be charged with attempted murder or manslaughter. It actually adheres to all the aspects of murder. Basically they are giving them a death sentence. I'm sorry but if someone knowingly gave me HIV or AIDS I would murder them myself.

When Dubai started their renaissance of building the tallest skyscrapers and man made islands it was because they only had 50 years of oil producing left. Now their plans seems to be backfiring. With this worldwide economic, it has caused much of the construction of Dubai to be halted or put on hold, specificall the Dubai World program. Recently, Dubai announced it is $14.2 billion in debt and needs $9.5 billion in government funding to help its funding.

Art Historians have recently discovered paintings of The Last Supper by Da Vinci, El Greco, Cranach and Rubens the quantity and portions of food have been steadily increasing. Some of the art historians claim society changed the portions of the food. Really!?!?!??! The portions changed from now and 500 years ago. The idea of "super-sizing" the meal was an idea that came to fruition. According to the study, the paintings dated from the 15th Century to 1900 AD. Hello!!!!!!!!!! McDonalds nor their notion of "super-sizing" didn't even exist then.