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Manufacturers, Infantino are calling 1 million baby slings. Three deaths occurred cause of the baby slings some due to suffocation. If you have not seen an Infantino SlingRider, you can see there are MAJOR flaws in the design.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8584931.stm

The baby might as well be in a cocoon. A BABY CAN EASILY SUFFOCATE IN THAT CONTRAPTION!!! LOOKS LIKE DEATHTRAP!!!

This woman claims she wants to be in the Guinness Book of World Records of being the fattest woman in the world. I'm sorry but what kind a self destroying person wants to become the fattest woman ever. The fattest woman recorded is 1199 lbs. Donna Simpson is merely 600 pounds. Well then she has a lot of work to do. She claims to eat 12,000 calories a day can't walk more than 20 feet without a scooter. Apparently everyday she eats 25 pizzas, 4 dozen Dunkin' donuts, 124 Cokes or go to Mc Donald's and only eat Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese meals.

A blip on Time Warner Cable in North Carolina on a Children's Programming station inadvertently aired the Playboy Channel for two hours. Not the softcore porn. Parents called the station saying the Playboy Channel had been airing.

Who cares children saw the Playboy Channel. With this country's sex scared mentality I'm glad kids saw the Playboy Channel. Hopefully little Johnny knows how to masturbate now despite that he is 5 years old.

Everybody knows that a restaurant in Santa Monica called, The Hump served whale sashimi called kujira. Honestly, I don't have a problem with ANY establishment selling whale meat. I do find the fact that the whale was endangered a problem for me.

Only in Dubai. Two consenting adults were having phone sex via text messages. An Indian man and an Indian woman. were texting each other with sexual innuendos. A judge said they are being charged for "planning to commit a sin." WHAT THE FUCK! Sounds like Minority Report.

This isn't the first time in Dubai. A couple was charged for indecency for kissing in a restaurant.

Then there was that couple who were charged for having sex in their hotel room.

Then the consenting adults who were having sex on the beach.

This story is really absurd but hilarious. A drunk man attacked a female police officer with his penis. YES! I said his penis. Penis! Not a billy club (if you catch my drift) but his penis. The officer filed assault charges. He was so drunk he does not remember the incident. He thrust his penis in her face and the officer had to take e-face-sive action. What does evasive actions mean? Did she kick him in the carrots and onions. I have no idea but the possibilities are endless.

We all know South Koreans are crazy over Starcraft. We also know they have fuckin' fast as hell speed skaters in The Olympics. Now they have this virtual baby program called, Anima in a popular role playing game called Prius Online. (Ha ha! Funny it's named after the Prius.) Anyway the couple went to a internet cafe to take care of their "virtua" baby that they forgot to feed their "real life" baby. Then would only feed their "real life" baby in 12 hour intervals. The "real life" baby eventually died of malnutrition cause they were spending more time with their "virtua" baby.

This is probably the dumbest shit I have ever heard. A family in New Jersey created a snow sculpture of the Venus de Milo (the Venus de Milo is naked.)A neighbor complained and the authorities told the family the sculpture was "too risque" and had to be "covered up" with a bikini and a sarong.

WHAT THE FUCK! THE VENUS DE MILO IS SUPPOSED TO BE NAKED!!! And it's snow. What the fuck is wrong with snow? People are so sensitive about sex in this country! Maybe they should go to Paris and get, "cultured." This is an absolute disgrace!

Zillow.com is a leading real estate website. Zillow also specializes in Celebrity real estate. They have recent price reductions, purchasing, selling, the whole nine. But they also have Star Maps. The EXACT address to celebrity's homes. Clients such as Nicolas Cage, Cher, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Sean Penn and Halle Berry. You don't believe me! Just check out this weblink:

http://www.zillow.com/blog/academy-award%C2%AE-winners-and-their-homes/2...

Women in the Saudi Arabia are not allowed to work. With the strict Sharia law, it forbids women to even work at lingerie shops. Only MEN are allowed to work at lingerie shops. You can probably see the conundrum. Basically these men will see these women naked or can see them naked. They can even claim sexual misconduct and the women will be stoned under Sharia law. Sharia law is so fixed that it is usually the woman's fault. Their contradictions are so contradictory they need to rewrite the book on Sharia Law. Maybe burn the 1st Edition and start from scratch.