Who throws a shoe?!?!?!?!??!? Honestly!?!?!?!??!
To me this has got to be one of the funniest things ever happen to George W. Bush. At a conference, a TV reporter by the name of Muntazer al-Zaidi. Most of us think this may not be a huge offense, throwing a shoe, but in the Muslim World, it is the utmost sign of disrespect. Of course, the man threw it, disgusted at Bush's Iraqi Occupation. Now the man is facing charges of up to 15 years in prison which could be commuted to 2 years. Under Sharia law this offense cannot be pardoned. But most Americans: We Salute You!
Stalin: 3rd Best Russian...despite putting to death over 23 million of his own Countrymen
A Russian TV station called Rossiya named Joseph Stalin the 3rd best Russian in history. Yes Stalin had much influence in the Russian Revolution which lead to the Marxist ideal of Communism. Many believe he was an integral part of the Holodomor, the Ukrainian genocide (killing over 3 million.) Also during the Soviet Industrial Revolution over 2 million were exiled to Siberia. And above all the 23 million killed during World War II. In 1939, Stalin was Time Magazine's Man of the Year. Ironically, Adolf Hitler received the same honor the year before.
Used snot rag for sale on E-Bay!
Celebrities give a lot things for charities which is great. However, some charitable work is downright retarded. On the set of, The Spirit, Samuel L. Jackson was sick and gave a cold to Scarlett Johansson. On The Tonight Show, Jay Leno gave her a tissue covered with mucus and lipstick. Now she is gonna sell it via her charity. Don't get me wrong, Scarlett Johansson is a gorgeous woman. Her body (especially her bosom) is incredible but who would want a used snot rag of hers. The auction bidding is already up to $2200. I mean, what the fuck!
Where the fuck in the World is George W. Bush!?!?!?!?!?
Yes we had the election on November 4th and the clusterfuck that what was the Presidency of the George is coming to an end. Still Bush's Presidency is still to January. That raises one question? WHERE THE FUCK IS GEORGE BUSH!!!!!! It been a little over a we have no heard from lil' ol' W. Does he expect Barack Obama to finish the job. He basically has been cause he has been MIA since the election. Of course Barack Obama's cabinet, the bombings in Mumbai and the economy has been dominating the headlines but George Bush still has two months as our President.
Why the World IGNORES Ethnic Cleansings and Genocides......There is no PROFIT!
Of all the natural disasters in the last eight years many have been catastrophic especially when it comes to Asia. However did victims of Hurricane Katrina get aid? No. Did America receive foreign aid? No. Did our own country fail them? Yes.
Bailout 2.0: U.S. Automakers...soon California
You all know I never believed in the $840 billion bailout of the lending companies however in order to keep the country running it is a must. Again we face the same dilemma. GM, Chrysler and Ford are the next companies who are seeking a bailout. Their first $25 billion bid was denied. Now their new bid has risen to $34 billion. Frankly I have no sympathy for the U.S. Automakers only the autoworkers. Also I don't believe for a New York minute they will abide by their $1 a year salary plea. They are probably going to get a million times that in bonuses.
Adding Insult to Injury: NFL Organized Crime Syndicate
We all know the horrors of crime the NFL players have endured. O.J. Simpson getting away with murder. Worst is Michael Vick and his dog fighting syndicate. One of the biggest travesties ever. On the bright side, all but one of the dogs have been rehabilitated. From scary feared-for-their-life killing machines to happy living-with-loving-families house pets. Abused to no end physically, psychologically and emotionally. Like parents and children dogs have an never-ending love to their human counterparts if treated with the same respect.
Jingle All the Way: Wal-Mart Raging Stampede style
I'm sure many people have seen the film Jingle All the Way starring our "beloved Governator" Ah-nuld Schwarzenegger. Where cohorts of people go after one toy. Years ago it was Tickle Me Elmo and Sleep and Snore Ernie. We all know Black Friday (The Day after Thanksgiving) is the biggest shopping day of the year and the beginning of Christmas shopping.
This man should win a posthumous Darwin award!
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Darwin Awards, the Darwin Awards award those fortunate people who "do a service to Humanity by removing themselves from the gene pool i.e. lose the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion." The Awards honor people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion. Which leads me to my next topic.
Al Qaeda will always attack the U.S.: Doesn't matter who the President is!
Being a man with a Muslim father Barack Obama has faced much scrutiny. First from the American people and naysayers. Now Barack Obama faces scrutiny from Al Qaeda. Al Qaeda #2 man Ayman al-Zawahiri is chastising him, calling him a "house slave" as well as Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell and berating him as a Benedict Arnold for betraying the Islamic Worls cause he chose to follow the Christian faith of his mother than the Muslim faith of his father.