Immodest Women cause Earthquakes: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

An Iranian cleric has discovered a reason why they have been so many earthquakes recently. He said, "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes."

THAT IS PROBABLY THE STUPIDEST I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!

Mr. Sediqi also said, "Now if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. So lets not disappoint God."

And last year's disputed Presidential election was, a political earthquake."

Looks like some has been having too much hashish or smoking from the wrong side of the hookah. Or maybe too many seeds from the poppy plant.

What makes this really funny is California hasn't had a big earthquake in almost 20 years. And we're probably the least modest of them all. Maybe we're due for a jihadquake!